I have moved!!!

I don't really know if people still come over and read this blog...but if you guys didn't know, recently I moved to China. In short, China bans a shit load of websites...namely youtube, facebook, twitter and also..get this...BLOGGER! So, I had no choice but to shift to another blogging platform. Wordpress? Nah, gives me a headache just looking at the interface. So in the end, I settled for tumblr. Which is actually really user friendly. NO, MY tumblr is not those only reblog pictures or post pictures kind of blog. Its still my regular blog filled with nonsentical post that most people find nonsentical or in the other words...only for highly intellectual people. I am using a proxy right now to write this post, but my proxy don't always work all the time. So yeah...its safer for me to use...

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Bite-Sized Story: I PICKED A WATCH!

I am back with another story. So let me tuck all of you in your warm teddy bear blankets and tell you this. Okay, stop that insulted pout. I am working on it. Jeez, a girl can't tell a story her own way now eh.  I had a friend that was driving in the streets near Bukit Bintang, he was with his friends and on the way to Pavillion. And at that moment, some kind of stupid thing happened involve someone 'kissed' someone's car or scratched or bumped or god knows what lets just skip this and make something up at that moment, his car accidentally kissed a BMW, a big burly man came out of the car, reached in to my friend's open car window and...

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Girly Stuff Ahead. Move to Next Post if not interested.

Saucepan Girl My new contact lenses finally came!!!!! Okay they are not exactly new. I had tried them on before. And I am just buying the lens that I am very sure will look good on me as I am going off to China and using china contact lenses on my eyeballs..sound kinda scary to be honest. (coming from a girl that is soon to be labelled ‘made in China’).I don’t wanna open them yet though. The agents usually tell me that the lenses can last for a year (and just to clarify things they are ‘made in Korea’). But there is no effing way that I am going to put them on for a whole year! But if you are on of those people that are totally believing...

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Bite-Sized Story: Mermaid Pumping Boys

Saucepan Girl My mum once attended an Icing diploma course in China. And in one of the classes, the lecturer decided to teach them how to do...a mermaid from icing. So she gave all of them a pump, and you have to sink it into the place where the mermaid's breast is suppose to be and pump it until you know...it expands? All the girls in the class crashed and burned. Some had the classic 'one big one small' Some had the fei ji chang (airplane landing area to accentuate the flatness of one's chest) Some had the 'one up one down' syndrome And some had the..sagging boobs syndrome. I bet all those mermaids look sad. But the boys, for the first...

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Bite-Size Story: Wife and Armpit Story

(Saucepan Girl) I was sitting across the table at my dad's shop, and one of my dad's worker was talking about weird pregnancy habits. So, here is how it goes.  There is this woman that became pregnant. (duh.) And after that she started asking for her husband to stand still after he comes back from work and smells his...ARMPIT before he is allowed to take a shower.  And whenever he forgot, and took a shower before letting her..take a whiff at his most smelly area. She becomes realllllly MAD. As in ANGRY mad.  Did I mention she did not allow him to shave?? This is a short bite-sized story. But do you think its a fact or just something...

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BLACKBERRY 7 OMG much?

The new Blackberry 7 series is out. And let us talk about the Blackberry Bolds first. First of all, I have gotta say that I am a MAJOR fan of Bold 9700 and and Bold 9780. I don't know why. They just look so goddam elegant. The design retains the originality of its Qwerty keyboards and yet still look so chic and modern. Perfect for girls, may I note? :P Look at the back, the graphic...*scream abit inside.. And then came the new Bold 9900/9930, and I expected something even more dynamic, classic, beautiful, luxurious, and I don't know, just plain amazing? Heck, when I saw #blackberry7 trending on tweeter, I couldn't contain myself. I just...

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Dream big, but will I ever get there?

Saucepan Girl I dream big, real big, real big as in I will be able to afford a BMW first hand sports car in 3 years with my own money. Go on, call me crazy, like every other person had done. I have this mind that is like a...money making crazy ideas machine. And yet...till now, I can't fulfill any one of it because of one big problem: I DON'T HAVE THE STARTING MONEY TO DO SO. Heck, with all the ideas brimming in my head, I have to be brought on to reality that I am not some rich tycoon's kid and I am not as lucky as them to inherit a freaking company. Some of them even choose not to take their parent's empire and instead pursue some other stupid-cannot-make-money ambition. I mean...these are the people that are at the i-have-everything-i-want level, and that they don't want to make...

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