Amazon jungles...are thick...and filled with trees.
But...our topic today is not about the amazon jungle that is filled with trees.
I am talking about girls...that has amazon jungle on their legs.
Yeah, i know its normal that girls have their legs. But when it had developed into an amazon jungle, you should always use a shaver. Not Veet. (A shaving cream, when you scrap off your hair with a spatula looking object....very disgusting...especially when you see those hairs clinging at the spatula for dear life.....)
Well, for example....
I mean...god....(You are lucky you only get to see this....if you are under 17...don't Google 'hairy girl legs'.....Your eyes will go blind...i think i am half blind already....)
This post is inspired by a girl in my school. She was the most annoying amazon jungle you can ever meet. You know...most indian men take pride in having more hair on their legs...its a sign of masculine. Well, if its on a guy. Its understandable. But....this girl...i nickname...Amazon Girl...put Indian men to shame....It is not that i am a mean person...i am usually quite understand about people's erm...predicament...but this girl....o.o She is fat, she is gigantic...and she thinks she is boss....all the time....
Yeah well girl, the only boss you can be...is the boss of hair.
Well, this is why i hate her...Ok boys and girls, get your dragons and unicorns dolls ready, hug it tight...its time for a bedtime HORROR story.....
*hugging my own unicorn doll in fear....* Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Amazon Girl. She is so good at sucking up to teachers that she was made a princess of a small district. She was supposed to rule the district and distribute jobs with fairness and justice. But she was a power-hungry woman...and everyday she commanded her servants to bring her food every 30 minutes...
A brave little girl servant asked the princess, "Even at 3am in the morning?"
The horrible and hairy princess said, "Of course! I don't care even if the market is closed. You must travel to another country that has a different time zone to get groceries!!!!" then she dug her nose and said, "bring me my barbie doll bag!"
o.o (imagine a giant, with a tiny barbie doll bag at her back....I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT SIGHT EVERY DAY PEOPLE!!!!!)
One day, the little girl could not take it anymore...and tried to discuss with the princess about the dining timetable...(the princess never touch the food after 9pm to 1pm....*because she sleeps like a pig at those time....and usually only the rats will feast on the food....TOT!!!")
But...to the little girl's dismay, the princess refused to discuss...and shouted, "I AM A PRINCESS. I AM THE BOSS!! YOU HAVE TO OBEY MY EVERY ORDER OR ELSE I WILL BEHEAD U!!!"
The little girl was so fed up that she screamed, "BITCH!" at the princess before packing her bags and leaving.
The next day, the little girl was living at an inn, when the princess's uncle, auntie, grandmother, grandfather, great grandmother, great grandfather, cousins, sister, brother, second cousins, nephews, nieces, great great great grandmother barge into the inn to scold the little girl. o.o
(That fat princess has no spine...and the family is a nut job)
Sister: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH MEANS????
Little girl: Female dog?
Sister: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH MEANS???
Little girl: Erm...i told you...female dog...
Sister: I am a MEDIC student ok?????
Little girl: .......?????? (what does being a medic student has anything to do with this...)
Sister: Thats why i am always right...!!!!!!
Little girl: ........
So the little girl was beheaded. The people were angry at this injustice...and started posting pictures of the princess's hairy legs all over Facebook...and the princess cried ever after....THE END
*cry...what a touching story......*
The bottom line is, a bedtime story must have a moral value... Don't give people a reason to hate you...because your flaws will be magnified and blown out of proportion.
Look, this is just the leg issue. But come on, if you are just too lazy to shave....there are many ways to cover it up. Don't flaunt it...at this point, never flaunt what ye got! For example, you could wear long pants....or even try some super colourful socks!!!
See, they might even call you a Harajaku Girl or better, a trendsetter!
Beats the Hairy Yeti or Amazon Jungle right?
Well, i guess that is it for this post...remember girls...DONT FLAUNT BODY HAIR!!
Have a nice day!!!!
~Twitchy Nichii...twitch twitch
But...our topic today is not about the amazon jungle that is filled with trees.
I am talking about girls...that has amazon jungle on their legs.
Yeah, i know its normal that girls have their legs. But when it had developed into an amazon jungle, you should always use a shaver. Not Veet. (A shaving cream, when you scrap off your hair with a spatula looking object....very disgusting...especially when you see those hairs clinging at the spatula for dear life.....)
Well, for example....
I mean...god....(You are lucky you only get to see this....if you are under 17...don't Google 'hairy girl legs'.....Your eyes will go blind...i think i am half blind already....)
This post is inspired by a girl in my school. She was the most annoying amazon jungle you can ever meet. You know...most indian men take pride in having more hair on their legs...its a sign of masculine. Well, if its on a guy. Its understandable. But....this girl...i nickname...Amazon Girl...put Indian men to shame....It is not that i am a mean person...i am usually quite understand about people's erm...predicament...but this girl....o.o She is fat, she is gigantic...and she thinks she is boss....all the time....
Yeah well girl, the only boss you can be...is the boss of hair.
Well, this is why i hate her...Ok boys and girls, get your dragons and unicorns dolls ready, hug it tight...its time for a bedtime HORROR story.....
*hugging my own unicorn doll in fear....* Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Amazon Girl. She is so good at sucking up to teachers that she was made a princess of a small district. She was supposed to rule the district and distribute jobs with fairness and justice. But she was a power-hungry woman...and everyday she commanded her servants to bring her food every 30 minutes...
A brave little girl servant asked the princess, "Even at 3am in the morning?"
The horrible and hairy princess said, "Of course! I don't care even if the market is closed. You must travel to another country that has a different time zone to get groceries!!!!" then she dug her nose and said, "bring me my barbie doll bag!"
o.o (imagine a giant, with a tiny barbie doll bag at her back....I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT SIGHT EVERY DAY PEOPLE!!!!!)
One day, the little girl could not take it anymore...and tried to discuss with the princess about the dining timetable...(the princess never touch the food after 9pm to 1pm....*because she sleeps like a pig at those time....and usually only the rats will feast on the food....TOT!!!")
But...to the little girl's dismay, the princess refused to discuss...and shouted, "I AM A PRINCESS. I AM THE BOSS!! YOU HAVE TO OBEY MY EVERY ORDER OR ELSE I WILL BEHEAD U!!!"
The little girl was so fed up that she screamed, "BITCH!" at the princess before packing her bags and leaving.
The next day, the little girl was living at an inn, when the princess's uncle, auntie, grandmother, grandfather, great grandmother, great grandfather, cousins, sister, brother, second cousins, nephews, nieces, great great great grandmother barge into the inn to scold the little girl. o.o
(That fat princess has no spine...and the family is a nut job)
Sister: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH MEANS????
Little girl: Female dog?
Sister: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH MEANS???
Little girl: Erm...i told you...female dog...
Sister: I am a MEDIC student ok?????
Little girl: .......?????? (what does being a medic student has anything to do with this...)
Sister: Thats why i am always right...!!!!!!
Little girl: ........
So the little girl was beheaded. The people were angry at this injustice...and started posting pictures of the princess's hairy legs all over Facebook...and the princess cried ever after....THE END
*cry...what a touching story......*
The bottom line is, a bedtime story must have a moral value... Don't give people a reason to hate you...because your flaws will be magnified and blown out of proportion.
Look, this is just the leg issue. But come on, if you are just too lazy to shave....there are many ways to cover it up. Don't flaunt it...at this point, never flaunt what ye got! For example, you could wear long pants....or even try some super colourful socks!!!
See, they might even call you a Harajaku Girl or better, a trendsetter!
Beats the Hairy Yeti or Amazon Jungle right?
Well, i guess that is it for this post...remember girls...DONT FLAUNT BODY HAIR!!
Have a nice day!!!!
~Twitchy Nichii...twitch twitch
2 comments:
Lol, I have read all your post & I found out this is the most hilarious one. I actually really laugh out loud when i read this. I am so gonna share this to my family, especially my big sister. I think she will have a good laugh too.
Well actually good on her to be really boss and confidend enough to screw up girly standards.
I admire her.
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