If Pizza Is... Made From Worms (revised version)
- by Mr. Cheese
My apologies for the mishap…( referring to a deleted pose) After going through the disgusting pictures in my post she seduced me into the room, tied me up to a chair, kissed me… and poured all the expensive cheese out the window… NO!!!!!!)
What if pizzas are only made of WORMS?
What if pizzas are only made of WORMS?
Yeah, I’m talking about ugly, slimy, oogey - boogey, longy, thiny, wiggly, slurpy worm...
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not like this... (They are NOT real worms, just chocolate ones... I don't want saucepan girl to waste anymore precious cheese) |
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close but still and no no... |
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| Yeah, that's what I'm talking about...!!! |
What if pizzas are made of...
Then, your pizzas will look like rocky terrains, seasides, castles, abandoned cities or even chilly ice bergs, with all the little warriors swarming over them. People wouldn't mind if while they are eating their delicious pizzas, they hear a wooohooo, weeeheee or "Fire in the hole"...
Your pizza will most likely look somewhat like this
Nothing special, Oh ya, look closely, you'll see this...
(P.s. take full precaution while consuming your worm pizza, you ought to dress up like them...
Trust me, you don't want to end up like
while eating the first slice of your $30++ pizza)
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