(SAUCEPAN GIRL)
Saucepan Girl believes that if pizza is made from worms, the advertisement will be quite complicated. But as she is very sure that this 'particular' market, will only appeal to men (crazy and desperate ones), so the mascot must be something like this.
Oops..wrong picture, I mean something like this.
But seriously, considering the 'hotness' of the Worm Pizza, I think that it is better suited if the mascot look somewhat like this.
Because I figured that people would be rather embarrassed about being a Worm Pizza mascot. Just imagine the teasing in school, 'worm brain', 'you are as thin as a worm!' Okay...maybe that sounded more like a compliment. But considering all in all, the paperbag mascot is not bad. Nice muscle structures, fashionable black shirt, fashionable headgear, and best of all, ECOLOGICAL.
But, let us not be bias. Humans might not enjoy this 'delicacy' How about our fellow 'comrades' that equally play a very important part in our society's wellbeing.
Yes, Chickens.
Even chickens enjoy a good pizza any day. Preferable flavour? Of course, Worm!
So, if there is some crazy businessman out there that wants to start a Worm Pizza business, you might as well open stores near chicken farms. I warn you, chicken farms smell...not like the cooked ones.
But I just have one thing to say about Worm Pizza, if any human in this world wants to eat it, just come over, because I am itching to hit someone in the head with my saucepan. SEVERAL TIMES.
Saucepan Girl
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