Saucepan Girl
My mum once attended an Icing diploma course in China. And in one of the classes, the lecturer
decided to teach them how to do...a mermaid from icing.
So she gave all of them a pump, and you have to sink it into the place where the mermaid's breast is suppose
to be and pump it until you know...it expands?
All the girls in the class crashed and burned.
Some had the classic 'one big one small'
Some had the fei ji chang (airplane landing area to accentuate the flatness of one's chest)
Some had the 'one up one down' syndrome
And some had the..sagging boobs syndrome.
I bet all those mermaids look sad.
But the boys, for the first time in their practicals, they scored with flying colours.
Pumping with much gusto, their mermaid's breasts were perfect G cups.
And the funny and childish part is, everytime they pump them a bit bigger, all of them huddle together and giggled like little girls.
Ah boys will always be girls boys.
LOL, now do YOU think this story is a fact or a fiction? Take your pick and don't forget to comment below!
There is no #vainpicoftheday today because I am on my house's ANCIENT computer and all my pictures are in my mac. But still I found something interesting on the net today. It features a famous k-pop band member. And this is a snapshot from their famous MV 'Soom'. (Breathe in Breathe Out)
LOL. Geddditttt??? No? Fine. Bye then. (merajuk-ing)
Signing off
SAUCEPAN GIRL
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