KFC O.R Quarter Chicken With Black Pepper Sauce Review

BY SAUCEPAN GIRL

That would be me chasing Mr Cheese around with a saucepan. HE is wayyyyyy too busy to even write a blog post. =.= So he deserved some less than delightful spanking on the head.

But on the other hand, here is a review for the KFC O.R QUARTER CHICKEN WITH BLACK PEPPER SAUCE. (Try saying that in a single breath) These people really should sack their PR people because this name is not catchy and it gives old people cardiac arrests by saying it out.

(I know I know. I let Mr Cheese be the scapegoat. He deserves it..bastard.)


But apart from the name, I guess it looks nice. Here is their advert.

See, I even gave it a nice backdrop. With the trees and the straight empty road.

All complimented by the dewy rain. 

Damn, I should be a professional.

But I know, I know lousy image quality.

HEY, ITS A 2.5MP CAMERA OK? Consider very HO LIAO already ok???

Blackberry camera seriously needs an upgrade....cannot be like Sony 

Erricson meh, cybershot this cybershot that. So yeng nia...

So, when it first came its like this, Yeah the black pepper sauce is separated.

So it kinda looks like the advert except they gave less corn *grumble grumble

And the bread looks more...hard? 

So....

Give you one lousy ugly picture of me going to KFC alone...

(Stupid Mr Cheese is off for his studies already and he is such an ass for

not sending me a hot hunk of a replacement to go for food testing with me...)

Okay, now after I pour the sauce alllllllll over it. It looks like 

THIS

I know, I know, IT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD!!!!!!

So much difference to a normal piece of KFC chicken by just pouring sauce all over it....^.^

Well that was till I bite into it. 

The Butterscotch Bun is so...stale. 

Its like its been lying in a tupperware for days, wishing and wishing upon a picture of Colonel

so that one day someone would come and pick it and place it next to that *wolf whistle* sexy piece of quarter chicken. 

And when finally its out. 

People complain it sucks. 

GOD HUMANS ARE SO FRUSTRATING.

See, even Butterscotch buns have aging issues. 

KFC really should have a bake daily policy to keep their

buns fresh. Because fresh buns really make someone's day.

(No pun intended)

Let me take a drink first before I continue my nonsentical rantings.

But after I dug in. I realized that blackpepper sauce is not bad. In fact, they are not stingy about

black pepper. You can actually feel it..the ooomph. You know?

Heck, I think if you are looking for something blackpeperish and affordable.

This should be good. Cause it comes with a drink too. 

Now I sound like I am advertising.

WHY AM I NOT BEING PAID FOR THIS!!!!

But KFC i have a suggestion. How about pouring the cheesy wedges sauce and 

mashed potato sauce over a quarter chicken the next time you come up with another

attention seeking product. 

Damn...that will really be the bomb. 

So yeah, people, this is something that you can definitely try out and not feel as if you wasted your money. 

That is if you manage to not get a cardiac arrest at the ordering counter.

You can go and check it out here. Have fun.

By Saucepan Girl

 Disclaimer:
These reviews are just personal opinions of the bloggers and it may differ from people to people...and under the Human Rights Act 1997, they do reserve the right to publish their opinions in media form. These reviews are in no way paid or forced to be written as to defame the store. Watch Ratatouille, bad reviews are legal. If you have a different opinion, that is your right. And feel free to hate us or love us. 


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Sakae Sushi Review by SAUCEPAN GIRL

Saucepan Girl

Yes, its one of those famous conveyor belt japanese sushi chain restaurants. And here is the thing, it had gotten the best brand award last year for the japanese food category. And I am here to say bulxxxx. Okay, I really shouldn’t start a food review with a preconception of how it is. 

So let us move on to the decor, I would say the concept is fairly okay. And I really like that every counter has their own computer to pick from the menu. Quick and easy. I like it. If only those computers were iMacs...I swear to god I will scream and say we are so coming here every day. 

And oh dear holy god, the food on the menu looked so goddam delicious, I felt like eating the menu itself. And considering the food that came after we ordered, eating the menu might’ve been a better idea. 

Yeah, yeah, whoever that went in because the menu look so uber good, you guys are so punked. 

Heck, I was punked...=.=

We ordered the most simple sushi dish that will easily set the standard of the sushi restaurant-a normal salmon sushi. 

And I don’t know how in the world can a salmon sushi actually taste like...we will just rest with the description ‘horrible’. The rice was cold...and definitely not fresh. I think they just froze Malaysia’s rice and squeeze it into an oblong shape and pray that it sticks or something. If that is not, I am sorry, that is just how it taste like. And if they insist they are using japanese rice. Maybe they should just consider switching to Malaysian rice and freeze it instead because I am very sure it taste the same and is cheaper too. 

And the salmon, the WORSE thing that could happen to a salmon happened. 

Its limp and dead....Okay, fine I was just joking. The worse thing that could ever happen to a salmon is that the salmon is not fresh. And yes people...its not fresh. Mr Cheese was giving this weird expression after putting it in his mouth. 

Then I ordered my favourite sushi dish-Soft shell crab maki. This one was with sesame seed. Okay this is my personal non-preference, the sesame seed I mean, so I won’t penalize them on the sesame seed part. I just scraped them off, desperately. And after putting that piece of sushi with the protruding soft shell crab leg, I wanted to cry. These people just killed my little soft shell crab maki loving soul in me. The leg was soft...and I know, despite it being a SOFT shell crab, it just means the shell won’t break your teeth when you bite into them, not all waterishly soft, if you know what I mean. 

WHERE IS THE CRUNCHINESS???????? ToT *breaks down and cry*

And then the other soft shell crab maki with the cheese thing. Let us not go there.

Then we ordered this RM20++ scallop with cheese. There were 4 scallops, and credit to them, the scallops were huge and juicy. But the cheese paste...was so salty..it could cure any lack-of-sodium patients in the hospital. Heck I think they should patent this, they could actually save a lot of lives. So yeah...there we are, having the ‘saltiest’ time of our lives. 

And the price, for the quality of food we just ate? 

One Word: Overkill.

And yeah, you bet I asked for a feedback form. 

BUT ONE THING I HAVE TO SAY, their food presentation is very examplary. And I am not being sarcastic.

Despite the super sad review, if you still want to try it out, be my guest, I am not stopping you. But I hope all of you understand, that I am just trying to be a loving japanese food chain restaurant mother, don’t you know critiques can help you grow and improve? :P

Disclaimer:

These reviews are just personal opinions of the bloggers and it may differ from people to people...and under the Human Rights Act 1997, they do reserve the right to publish their opinions in media form. These reviews are in no way paid or forced to be written as to defame the store. Watch Ratatouille, bad reviews are legal. If you have a different opinion, that is your right. And feel free to hate us or love us. 

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Mr. Cheese fights back with CHEESE

If Pizza Is... Made From Worms (revised version)

 - by Mr. Cheese

My apologies for the mishap…( referring to a deleted pose) After going through the disgusting pictures in my post she seduced me into the room, tied me up to a chair, kissed me… and poured all the expensive cheese out the window… NO!!!!!!)

What if pizzas are only made of WORMS?

Yeah, I’m talking about ugly, slimy, oogey - boogey, longy, thiny, wiggly, slurpy worm...

not like this...

(They are NOT real worms, just chocolate ones... I don't want saucepan girl to waste anymore precious cheese)

close but still and no no...

 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about...!!!

 What if  pizzas are made of...

Then, your pizzas will look like rocky terrains, seasides, castles, abandoned cities or even chilly ice bergs, with all the little warriors swarming over them. People wouldn't mind if while they are eating their delicious pizzas, they hear a wooohooo, weeeheee or "Fire in the hole"...

Your pizza will most likely look somewhat like this

Nothing special, Oh ya, look closely, you'll see this...

(P.s. take full precaution while consuming your worm pizza, you ought to dress up like them...

Trust me, you don't want to end up like

while eating the first slice of your $30++ pizza)

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If Pizza Is...Made From Worms (Saucepan Girl v.)

(SAUCEPAN GIRL)


Saucepan Girl believes that if pizza is made from worms, the advertisement will be quite complicated. But as she is very sure that this 'particular' market, will only appeal to men (crazy and desperate ones), so the mascot must be something like this.

Oops..wrong picture, I mean something like this.

But seriously, considering the 'hotness' of the Worm Pizza, I think that it is better suited if the mascot look somewhat like this.

Because I figured that people would be rather embarrassed about being a Worm Pizza mascot. Just imagine the teasing in school, 'worm brain', 'you are as thin as a worm!' Okay...maybe that sounded more like a compliment. But considering all in all, the paperbag mascot is not bad. Nice muscle structures, fashionable black shirt, fashionable headgear, and best of all, ECOLOGICAL.

But, let us not be bias. Humans might not enjoy this 'delicacy' How about our fellow 'comrades' that equally play a very important part in our society's wellbeing.

Yes, Chickens. 

Even chickens enjoy a good pizza any day. Preferable flavour? Of course, Worm!

So, if there is some crazy businessman out there that wants to start a Worm Pizza business, you might as well open stores near chicken farms. I warn you, chicken farms smell...not like the cooked ones. 

But I just have one thing to say about Worm Pizza, if any human in this world wants to eat it, just come over, because I am itching to hit someone in the head with my saucepan. SEVERAL TIMES.



Saucepan Girl

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IF PIZZA IS...

Yes people, from today onwards, our two resident bloggers:

Saucepan Girl

and

Mr Cheese

=D

And we will be starting a little something

which is

IF PIZZA IS...

Both of us will compete to get your votes on whose post is better!

So... I hope you guys have fun reading our little competition posts!!!

Sincerely, from...

Mr Cheese and Saucepan Girl

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Utopia #1

Utopia #1

TO BE CONTINUED...

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All third party content belong to the respected owners unless otherwise stated.

 All images are copyright to ©NEXON from the popular MMPORG Maplestory. 

All rights reserved. Images are created for entertainment purposes only.

Backgrounds are credited to bsbackground.

~Twitchy Nichii/ Tnemeli (Youtube)

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Welcome of a Maple Comic Series

HEY guys, I know I know, I am a lazy blogger.

I bet none of you ever read my stuff anymore anyway..

BUT STILL

To continue one, I will be starting a maple comic series called.....GOD KNOWS WHAT YET....

Let me think...erm...Utopia?

Okay, we will go with

Utopia!

Damn...It does sounds kinda lame. But still, better than nothing right? So spread the words! Come and read this amazing series and well if I get enough traffic from this, I might make it into a video. What do you guys think??????

SO yeah, I LOVE you guys, and I really really really hope you

ignore this lame message of mine and just read whatever I will be posting from now on.

~Twitchy Nichii

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