BOW BEFORE HER! Or I swear to god she is going to hit you with that saucepan and I swear it hurts. Apart from that, she's so hot, she doesn't need a stove to fry the egg...
Mr Cheese dresses up in yellow entirely. Mainly because he does not know how else to express his love for cheese. Funnily enough, he only likes to eat cheese when it is on pizza. People suspect that he has psychological and mental difficulty to identifying cheese when it is not on pizzas.
Saucepan Girl brings a saucepan everywhere she goes. This is because she claims that the egg on the saucepan helps to keep her mouth busy when she feels like being sarcastic to people that she should not be sarcastic too eg. murderous blood seeking butcher. She also enjoys hitting people on the head with her saucepan before going, 'BOOYAH!' She thinks that Egg Pizza cooked on a saucepan is the best food in the world.
My apologies for the mishap…( referring to a deleted pose) After going through the disgusting pictures in my post she seduced me into the room, tied me up to a chair, kissed me… and poured all the expensive cheese out the window… NO!!!!!!)
(They are NOT real worms, just chocolate ones... I don't want saucepan girl to waste anymore precious cheese)
close but still and no no...
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about...!!!
What if pizzas are made of...
Then, your pizzas will look like rocky terrains, seasides, castles, abandoned cities or even chilly ice bergs, with all the little warriors swarming over them. People wouldn't mind if while they are eating their delicious pizzas, they hear a wooohooo, weeeheee or "Fire in the hole"...
Your pizza will most likely look somewhat like this
Nothing special, Oh ya, look closely, you'll see this...
(P.s. take full precaution while consuming your worm pizza, you ought to dress up like them...
Saucepan Girl believes that if pizza is made from worms, the advertisement will be quite complicated. But as she is very sure that this 'particular' market, will only appeal to men (crazy and desperate ones), so the mascot must be something like this.
Oops..wrong picture, I mean something like this.
But seriously, considering the 'hotness' of the Worm Pizza, I think that it is better suited if the mascot look somewhat like this.
Because I figured that people would be rather embarrassed about being a Worm Pizza mascot. Just imagine the teasing in school, 'worm brain', 'you are as thin as a worm!' Okay...maybe that sounded more like a compliment. But considering all in all, the paperbag mascot is not bad. Nice muscle structures, fashionable black shirt, fashionable headgear, and best of all, ECOLOGICAL.
But, let us not be bias. Humans might not enjoy this 'delicacy' How about our fellow 'comrades' that equally play a very important part in our society's wellbeing.
Yes, Chickens.
Even chickens enjoy a good pizza any day. Preferable flavour? Of course, Worm!
So, if there is some crazy businessman out there that wants to start a Worm Pizza business, you might as well open stores near chicken farms. I warn you, chicken farms smell...not like the cooked ones.
But I just have one thing to say about Worm Pizza, if any human in this world wants to eat it, just come over, because I am itching to hit someone in the head with my saucepan. SEVERAL TIMES.
I bet none of you ever read my stuff anymore anyway..
BUT STILL
To continue one, I will be starting a maple comic series called.....GOD KNOWS WHAT YET....
Let me think...erm...Utopia?
Okay, we will go with
Utopia!
Damn...It does sounds kinda lame. But still, better than nothing right? So spread the words! Come and read this amazing series and well if I get enough traffic from this, I might make it into a video. What do you guys think??????
SO yeah, I LOVE you guys, and I really really really hope you
ignore this lame message of mine and just read whatever I will be posting from now on.
When I came to college, I realized that sometimes things are just so....**** up that you just have to start swearing. OR even at some lousy people. And come on people, don't you think the F word is getting kinda old. So, just a few days ago, I came out with the most amazing swear sentence that anyone in this world could come up with.
Wait for it...
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YOU PSYCHOTICBIMBOTICNARCISSITIC ERRATIC NINCOMPOOP !!!!!
Look, it may not sound THAT INTERESTING. But try it.
Go on, say it. (With a british accent, and if you can't, just manage something that sounds like that)
It sounds way more interesting and honestly speaking, way more insulting.
Heck, I will be so nice as to provide you a definition.
F**K- Have sexual intercourse with.
(I mean, when you say f**k you, do you really want to have sexual intercourse with? For example, that old spinster lecturer that keeps on giving you homework and has smelly feet? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT SO!!!!)
Or even... What the F**KING hell just happend?
(Translation: What the HAVING A SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH Hell just happened?)
I mean...0.O...does not even make any sense right?
Now back to my amazing swear sentence.
YOU PSYCHOTICBIMBOTICNARCISSITIC ERRATIC NINCOMPOOP !!!!!
Psychotic: Symptoms of severe mental disorder
Bimbotic: think 'blonde' Narcissistic: excessive or erotic interest in oneself and in one's physical appearance. Erratic: unpredictable Nincompoop: A foolish or stupid person.
The POINT is...it sounds more damn bloody insulting right?
