When I came to college, I realized that sometimes things are just so....**** up that you just have to start swearing. OR even at some lousy people. And come on people, don't you think the F word is getting kinda old. So, just a few days ago, I came out with the most amazing swear sentence that anyone in this world could come up with.
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YOU PSYCHOTIC BIMBOTIC NARCISSITIC ERRATIC NINCOMPOOP !!!!!
Look, it may not sound THAT INTERESTING. But try it.
Go on, say it. (With a british accent, and if you can't, just manage something that sounds like that)
It sounds way more interesting and honestly speaking, way more insulting.
Heck, I will be so nice as to provide you a definition.
F**K- Have sexual intercourse with.
(I mean, when you say f**k you, do you really want to have sexual intercourse with? For example, that old spinster lecturer that keeps on giving you homework and has smelly feet? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT SO!!!!)
Or even... What the F**KING hell just happend?
(Translation: What the HAVING A SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH Hell just happened?)
I mean...0.O...does not even make any sense right?
Now back to my amazing swear sentence.
YOU PSYCHOTIC BIMBOTIC NARCISSITIC ERRATIC NINCOMPOOP !!!!!
Psychotic: Symptoms of severe mental disorder
Bimbotic: think 'blonde'
Narcissistic: excessive or erotic interest in oneself and in one's physical appearance.
Erratic: unpredictable
Nincompoop: A foolish or stupid person.
The POINT is...it sounds more damn bloody insulting right?
TRY IT!
Narcissistic: excessive or erotic interest in oneself and in one's physical appearance.
Erratic: unpredictable
Nincompoop: A foolish or stupid person.
The POINT is...it sounds more damn bloody insulting right?
TRY IT!
2 comments:
It's kinda like a tongue twister! Hahaha, but I love it!!! I'm gonna start swearing like that!!!! Lemmi try saying bimbo instead of bitch. Oooh, this sounds fun!
ROLMFAO!!!!! U forgot Pathetic in there ;D It is awesome ..
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