WHY ARE PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH ANGRY BIRDS???

I AM SO UTTERLY CONFUSED...

Why?

Why?



WHY???????


OH DEAR HOLY GOD OF ALL PUBLIC TOILETS....WHY WHY WHY WHY???????????


In case, you have been living underneath a rock all the time, you would know what the hell I am talking about.

Yes...Angry Birds people. The game where people shoot birds at...erm birds? I am not sure

what those green things in fort looking things are called...

Heck, people are SOOOO CRAZY about this game that...people actually come up with a 

chart like this...

When I read this...I was like SHIT...

IS THIS FOR REAL.....

NOT ONLY THIS NOT ONLY THIS NOT ONLY THIS...

SOME ARE SO OBSESSED TO EVEN GO TO THE EXTENT OF..

Seriously people?????

AND THIS....

OH WAIT WAIT WAIT 

TILL YOU SEE THIS.....

=.= 

The freakiest one I saw must be this....

YOU SEE???? YOU SEE????

All from a game that just requires to hurl birds at

the other side aimlessly....

what is the fun in that???

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE....

And then not just that, like every other 

most sensational thing that comes to people's head,

some 'think of themselves as crazy smart business

movie person' decided to make a movie

out of it...

Not only that, of course not,

HECK

IT MUST BE IN 

3D

And then in Youtube 'Most Watched Today'..I found the most...erm,

amazing video???

Talented, but all the more creepy...

I seriously don't get this obsession. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME???

AND THEN SOME PEOPLE WERE LIKE,

TRY IT NICOLE, YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH IT.

Yes, yes...I did play it...ALTHOUGH IT WAS 

AGES AGO...SO I THOUGHT...

WHY NOT GIVE IT A TRY AGAIN?

MAYBE I CAN SOLVE THIS MADNESS OF NOT UNDERSTANDING 

WHY THIS IS EVEN POPULAR

AT SUCH A MADDENING LEVEL?????

So...this is how I look BEFORE I play...

DURING

AFTER..

Fine, maybe I exaggerated the expression a little bit too much...

(act cute??? =.= I don't think I should admit this blatantly)

Look, the game is okay...

BUT THATS IT PEOPLE

THAT IS JUST IT....

SO IF YOU GUYS LOVE LOVE LOVE ANGRY BIRDS,

I am sorry if you are offended.

I know you angry birds lover can be such a nasty little angry bird yourself

And if you really do hate me now, and I can't stop that innate hate feeling..

THINK TWICE

BEFORE YOU START HURLING YOURSELF USING A CATAPULT 

INTO MY APARTMENT WITH AN ATTEMPT TO BREAK

THE WALLS DOWN AND THEN EXPLODE YOURSELF SO THAT

I CAN EXPLODE.

REMEMBER....

THAT IS JUST PURE BULL. 

=.=

So, if you hate me, put all irrational thoughts away,

and just go play with your stupid Angry Birds lar.

If you are wondering about the same thing that is why people love Angry Birds so much,

(not whether I will really explode if you hurl yourself at me before rest assured, I will not.

But I might hurl a knuckle sandwich at you.)

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