From Mr.Cockroach

Dear two-legged creatures that claim that they are the King of Earth and had been killing my kinds off as if we are rabbits and dears or cows or something...alright maybe I should just cut down on the whole thing and start off...and I don't know how to write a proper letter to these insolent fickle minded creatures called humans.... Dear beloved humans, Since the times of dinosaur, we have roamed the Earth. EVEN BEFORE YOU FILTHY HUMANS EVEN STARTED CRAWLING ON EARTH WITH YOUR FILTHY PAWS LIKE MONKEYS...!! Alright...I will try calming myself down..deep breaths deep breaths...HECK, YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN MONKEYS!!! Alright...back to the...

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What happens when you bring a Macbook to college...

I was up for a college project, so I just brought my MACBOOK PRO to class (note the capital letters to accentuate how important that it is not a mere laptop, but a MACBOOK PRO). The moment I flashed my macbook in class....things got a little bit out of hand.....                                   Jennis: Ooohhh...!!! MACBOOK!!! CAMWHORING TIME BABES!!!!!                                   (=_=!!.....Oh my.....) Jennis: I am cute! And you can do nothing about...

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Just to emphasize on how weird I am...

One of the most important things for a woman is financial security.Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive cloths.Although they buy expensive cloths, they still have nothing to wear.Although they have nothing to wear, they still dress beautifully.Although they dress beautifully, they say it's just an old rag.Although it's an old rag, they still expect you to compliment them.Although you compliment them, they never believe you... Dear people who think I'm worthless,I swear, when I evolve, I'm gonna KILL YOU ALL.Sincerely, Magikarp. So there I was, spitting on my fish trying to keep it alive... text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes. if not, read this again." I had a busy day today converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. Boy: I love you.Girl: Prove it.Boy: Ok,...

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Annoying But True

Dear God, all I ask for in the new year is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix the two up like you did last year. --- Whenever a person on TV is being chased by a falling object like a boulder or a tree trunk, they always run directly away from it. Wouldn't a normal person take like 5 steps to the left? --- Let's all practice being polite. From now on, instead of saying "Holy sh*t!" we should say "Divine fecal matter!" --- I'm not Jesus, but I can turn water into Kool-aid. --- A key ring is a handy little device that allows you to lose all your keys at once. --- Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast? --- Pain is nature's way of saying "don't do that." Painkillers are mankind's way...

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