College Homework

Lol, there is more to come, for example.....






Look people, face it. Apart from hostel issues...Lecturers are pretty tough on you. They like to give you that piranha like smile, then gobble you up in a mere second. And you will find yourself screaming for your freaking life as you travel down the lecturers oesophagus. All of a sudden, you find yourself shrinking...and shrinking...and see a bubbling green liquid approaching as you land in the stomach. After that, you will find a small boat made from an undigested cheese and pay the boatman to bring you to the excretory system so you could finally emerge back into the world thru erm...where poop comes from and remain a munchkin the size of Thumbelina for the rest of your life. Alright, I am  exaggerating. Or maybe its just the coffee I am drinking...hmmm....I wonder...if you drink green tea latte, will your stomach juice become green. Oh, to hell with it. 

The main point here is that lecturers give a lot of assignments. Har??? You only get the point now? Wow, you are pretty slow. My metaphor of inter-galaxic travel, erm I mean inter-body travel perfectly mirrors the suffering of assignments. *solemn nod* Just like twenty minutes ago, I was pouring over my assignment, and well, making soup, and watching Burlesque..just a bit as I did my essay... (Hey, I just enjoy watching guys with eyeliners, gives me a hell of a good laugh!) Okay, maybe I wasn't that focused on my law essay...=.= Only when the sky started turning dark that I remembered the deadline IS tomorrow. 

So, I am going to discuss here various types of college students and the ways they complete their assignments.

Biology Jock- Oh my god, I had been studying cells and organisms since like what, I was 10 or something, and here I am still doing this shit. Argh, screw homework, I am going to go find some girls and learn about their biological erm...features instead. If you know what I mean...*wink wink

Biology Geek-Reproductive system? Blush....*make weird human anatomy models...

Law Student-Play...play...play...what homework??

Business Studies Student- I will do your homework for 50 bucks. 45 bucks? Are you out of your freaking mind??????!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKING TIRED IT IS TO COPY AND PASTE FROM WIKIPEDIA FOR YOU???????? !$%$#U&*&(&^*#$%!@#%$$^&^(%$%#$^#@

Psychology Student- *hypnotise lecturer...YOU WILL NEVER GIVE UP ANYMORE ASSIGNMENTS...YOU WILL NEVER GIVE US MORE ASSIGNMENTS......You will let us read Playboy in class....  (Lecturer: I will follow whatever you say....I will....YOUR FREAKING ASS! I HAD BEEN A PSYCHOLOGY LECTURER FOR 30 YEARS AND I HAVE A PHD YOU LITTLE NINCOMPOOP!!!!!! And YOU are trying to hypnotize me????!!!! )

Mathematics Students- *retreating in a corner...

Petroleum Engineering Students- WAHH!!! LETS GO BE ORANG MINYAK!!!!

Language Students- Pray hand me that delectable parasol, dear gentleman? It is pouring teacups and saucers. I am in much fear that it would ruin my genteel porcelain-like skin...

Culinary Art Students- Ask me to bake a cake???!!!! Aiya, easy only. Just go and get in those bakery thingi and just get one lar...

So.........

Guess what kind of student I am???? If you do...then...for people that knows me, THAT IS CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!

Ciao~
~Twitchy Nichii

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Movie Review: The Last Airbender or Avatar

When i say AVATAR. What instantly pops into your mind?

Blue aliens...on a planet called Pandora?

Or.....

Guy with blue arrow on his head?

I searched Google Image for 'Avatar' and guess what? The guy with blue arrow on his head definitely rules Google! (Scarcely any blue aliens lurking about...guess the blue aliens are just too scared of the 'blue-arrow' guys four elements power)

Personally, when i saw Avatar (the blue alien one), I was like 'Dang, if blue arrow guy wants to come out with a big screen appearance, what will the movie name be?' And apparently, the answer is simple, lose the word 'Avatar'....which is basically the core of the whole story....=-="

Now...Let us talk about The Last Airbender first...

Lets just say, from the start to the end. I was a sceptic. Well, you would be if you are greeted with a white acting as an alaskan (in my opinion, Alaskan looks a bit mongolish)

Look, let me give you clear examples....

I mean, THEY DONT LOOK ALIKE....AT ALL!!!!

You know, i kinda understand why they casted Dev Patel as Zuko...
People just wanna bank in on his success in Slumdog Millionaire.
(Although personally, i think the real star in Slumdog millionaire are the kids...All Dev Patel did was
grin...act smart...and you don't even get to see him get beaten!!!! You call that an acting prodigy???)

But still Dev Patel is cute...

and innocent...

and smiley....

WHICH TOTALLY EXPLAINS WHY HE SHOULD NOT BE CASTED AS ZUKO!!!
I mean look at the picture! Haiz....

And when Dev Patel acts mean...he just look pitiful....


I found this picture when i was googling Zuko...and whoever this guy is...he is way cuter...and definitely look the part too.....=_=" Casters...this is the guy you should choose....

 Plus, Zuko's Uncle (General Iroh)....

Look, Dev Patel looks Indian...i mean he acted as one in Slumdog Millionaire!
And well this is his supposed Uncle...seriously...whoever the caster is....he or she is either 
colourblind or...she just loves to be in a multi-racial family (which is a good thing...but not in this case)



And well Katara...Don't even make me go there....
The hair? The skin?............It is better to cast Dev Patel as Katara instead...

Just put him in a wig and huala!!! He looks the part! 


Come on people, just imagine it...a wig...some makeup...THERE TOLD YA!!!


And Sokka...Well, he didn't look the part, but i can say that his acting skills rather make up for it.
Because he is not at all likable. If he is...then they should just scrape the actor alive.

I have to admit the visual effects are great though. I love the whole ice castle thing. But the princess...haiz...
her name is Yue right? And she is given life by the moon spirit right? 'Yue' is mandarin for moon. And the girl
...does not look anywhere near a chinese.


I took a look at the cartoon version and found out that it is heavily influenced by Chinese culture...
and the only convincing casting they ever made is when the trio visited the Earth area. Now that
is accurate!!!


And Aang...even though he looks nothing like the character but i forgive him....


he is just so likable....*o*

I mean...look at Harry Potter the Movie.

Book Cover:

and Daniel Radcliffe:

Still acceptable....at least they are from the same country.... 






Overall, the movie leaves you with a sense of....Narnia...and...well...Malaysia...



And now...to talk about the AVATAR movie. Yes the one with blue tails...

  
I have just one thing to say....IT IS SO VISUALLY PLEASING!!!


Love the background, not much of the aliens. But the settings and backgrounds just
transports you to a whole different dimension....

The winning point...definitely the background....

In 3D....they are mind-blowing.....


And of course the fact that i LOVEEEE that girl pilot (Michelle Rodriguez....) is just an understatement of the year....

She look so COOOOOOLLLLL.....


Final note: I know these movies are so damn long ago. Call me outdated. But i think both of these movies should be reminded to everyone. Because the failure and the success of our movie industry is clearly etched in these two movies....'AVATARs...."


~Twitch Nichii....

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Amazon Jungle...or jungles?? *twitch twitch

Amazon jungles...are thick...and filled with trees.
But...our topic today is not about the amazon jungle that is filled with trees.
I am talking about girls...that has amazon jungle on their legs.

Yeah, i know its normal that girls have their legs. But when it had developed into an amazon jungle, you should always use a shaver. Not Veet. (A shaving cream, when you scrap off your hair with a spatula looking object....very disgusting...especially when you see those hairs clinging at the spatula for dear life.....)

Well, for example....

I mean...god....(You are lucky you only get to see this....if you are under 17...don't Google 'hairy girl legs'.....Your eyes will go blind...i think i am half blind already....)

This post is inspired by a girl in my school. She was the most annoying amazon jungle you can ever meet. You know...most indian men take pride in having more hair on their legs...its a sign of masculine. Well, if its on a guy. Its understandable. But....this girl...i nickname...Amazon Girl...put Indian men to shame....It is not that i am a mean person...i am usually quite understand about people's erm...predicament...but this girl....o.o She is fat, she is gigantic...and she thinks she is boss....all the time....

Yeah well girl, the only boss you can be...is the boss of hair.

Well, this is why i hate her...Ok boys and girls, get your dragons and unicorns dolls ready, hug it tight...its time for a bedtime HORROR story.....

*hugging my own unicorn doll in fear....* Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Amazon Girl. She is so good at sucking up to teachers that she was made a princess of a small district. She was supposed to rule the district and distribute jobs with fairness and justice. But she was a power-hungry woman...and everyday she commanded her servants to bring her food every 30 minutes...

A brave little girl servant asked the princess, "Even at 3am in the morning?"

The horrible and hairy princess said, "Of course! I don't care even if the market is closed. You must travel to another country that has a different time zone to get groceries!!!!" then she dug her nose and said, "bring me my barbie doll bag!"


o.o (imagine a giant, with a tiny barbie doll bag at her back....I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT SIGHT EVERY DAY PEOPLE!!!!!)

One day, the little girl could not take it anymore...and tried to discuss with the princess about the dining timetable...(the princess never touch the food after 9pm to 1pm....*because she sleeps like a pig at those time....and usually only the rats will feast on the food....TOT!!!")

But...to the little girl's dismay, the princess refused to discuss...and shouted, "I AM A PRINCESS. I AM THE BOSS!! YOU HAVE TO OBEY MY EVERY ORDER OR ELSE I WILL BEHEAD U!!!"

The little girl was so fed up that she screamed, "BITCH!" at the princess before packing her bags and leaving.
The next day, the little girl was living at an inn, when the princess's uncle, auntie, grandmother, grandfather, great grandmother, great grandfather, cousins, sister, brother, second cousins, nephews, nieces, great great great grandmother barge into the inn to scold the little girl. o.o

(That fat princess has no spine...and the family is a nut job)

Sister: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH MEANS????
Little girl: Female dog?
Sister: DO YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH MEANS???
Little girl: Erm...i told you...female dog...
Sister: I am a MEDIC student ok?????
Little girl: .......?????? (what does being a medic student has anything to do with this...)
Sister: Thats why i am always right...!!!!!!
Little girl: ........

So the little girl was beheaded. The people were angry at this injustice...and started posting pictures of the princess's hairy legs all over Facebook...and the princess cried ever after....THE END

*cry...what a touching story......*
The bottom line is, a bedtime story must have a moral value... Don't give people a reason to hate you...because your flaws will be magnified and blown out of proportion.

Look, this is just the leg issue. But come on, if you are just too lazy to shave....there are many ways to cover it up. Don't flaunt it...at this point, never flaunt what ye got! For example, you could wear long pants....or even try some super colourful socks!!!

See, they might even call you a Harajaku Girl or better, a trendsetter!

Beats the Hairy Yeti or Amazon Jungle right?


Well, i guess that is it for this post...remember girls...DONT FLAUNT BODY HAIR!!

Have a nice day!!!!

~Twitchy Nichii...twitch twitch

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