I have moved!!!

I don't really know if people still come over and read this blog...but if you guys didn't know, recently I moved to China.

In short, China bans a shit load of websites...namely youtube, facebook, twitter and also..get this...BLOGGER!


So, I had no choice but to shift to another blogging platform. Wordpress? Nah, gives me a headache just looking at the interface. So in the end, I settled for tumblr. Which is actually really user friendly.

NO, MY tumblr is not those only reblog pictures or post pictures kind of blog. Its still my regular blog filled with nonsentical post that most people find nonsentical or in the other words...only for highly intellectual people.

I am using a proxy right now to write this post, but my proxy don't always work all the time. So yeah...its safer for me to use something else. Anyway, this is the link.

http://nicoleinchina.tumblr.com

Do still support me and spread the word around. LOVE YOU GUYS!

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Bite-Sized Story: I PICKED A WATCH!

I am back with another story. So let me tuck all of you in your warm teddy bear blankets and tell you this.

Okay, stop that insulted pout. I am working on it. Jeez, a girl can't tell a story her own way now eh. 

I had a friend that was driving in the streets near Bukit Bintang, he was with his friends and on the way to Pavillion. And at that moment, some kind of stupid thing happened involve someone 'kissed' someone's car or scratched or bumped or god knows what lets just skip this and make something up

at that moment, his car accidentally kissed a BMW, a big burly man came out of the car, reached in to my friend's open car window and pulled out his keys. My friend's engine stopped and they started arguing a bit. But after that my friend drove off. When they reached Pavillion, they found an Omega watch in his car. 

And then they figured, the guy's watch must have slipped when he reached in. So, just for fun they went into one of those luxury watches' shop in Pavillion and asked for the exact same watch.

The shopkeeper took the exact same watch from a box, carefully wiping and unwrapping it before handing it over to my friend.

Guess how much it costed?

RM89000

I am not effing kidding. If you are in this situation, what would YOU do? And do you think this story is fact or fiction?


#uselesspicoftheday time! This is from danielshandy entitled: finger murder!

Grrrrrr, even figners kill. Signing off people!

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Girly Stuff Ahead. Move to Next Post if not interested.

Saucepan Girl

My new contact lenses finally came!!!!! 

Okay they are not exactly new. I had tried them on before. And I am just buying the lens that I am very sure will look good on me as I am going off to China and using china contact lenses on my eyeballs..sound kinda scary to be honest. (coming from a girl that is soon to be labelled ‘made in China’).

I don’t wanna open them yet though. The agents usually tell me that the lenses can last for a year (and just to clarify things they are ‘made in Korea’). But there is no effing way that I am going to put them on for a whole year! But if you are on of those people that are totally believing the amazing greatness of a RM24 pair of contact lens that can last for one whole year, go ahead.

Heck the RM100++ pairs can last only 6 months max. And call me prize conscious, but hey its common sense. 

So, the one I bought is called ‘Sugar Candy’ Hazel. I am going to show you some past pictures of me wearing this. 

and this is me in Sugar Candy Blue

AND...kira kira grey

there a bigass pic of me when i was thinner? LOL. Ok lar, I think I am not really that fat right now. 

I think...God, a girl's mind is so freaking complicated.

They are both 16mm. Yes, I only wear 16mm. Call me superficial. Yeah I am, you wanna know why,

because I know I am vain.

Shoot me, sue me. 

It is my right to be vain.

And it is YOUR right to be vain too. Don't be ashamed about wanting to look pretty. 

If you think you look pretty au naturale, it is your right. That is your sense of vanity. 

For me, hair and contacts. 

Make-up? Too young for that yet in my opinion.

I am straying far away from the subject, both the contacts are to my pleasure, examplary. And I think if you ever wanna try a new contact, you should go with Sugar Candy first.

And if you want to see more people with this, here is it.

Its like I am trying to advertise for this contact lens....=.=

Nah just helping out. For anyone that wants to know that is. ^.^

And if you think this post is just simply bimbotic, then don't read it dummy!

READ THE NEXT POST THAT IS LESS BIMBOTIC!

And if you think mermaids and armpits are bimbotic also, whatever. 

Go sink your head in a hole. 

Saucepan Girl 

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Bite-Sized Story: Mermaid Pumping Boys

Saucepan Girl

My mum once attended an Icing diploma course in China. And in one of the classes, the lecturer
decided to teach them how to do...a mermaid from icing.

So she gave all of them a pump, and you have to sink it into the place where the mermaid's breast is suppose
to be and pump it until you know...it expands?

All the girls in the class crashed and burned.

Some had the classic 'one big one small'

Some had the fei ji chang (airplane landing area to accentuate the flatness of one's chest)

Some had the 'one up one down' syndrome

And some had the..sagging boobs syndrome.

I bet all those mermaids look sad.

But the boys, for the first time in their practicals, they scored with flying colours.

Pumping with much gusto, their mermaid's breasts were perfect G cups.

And the funny and childish part is, everytime they pump them a bit bigger, all of them huddle together and giggled like little girls.

Ah boys will always be girls boys.

LOL, now do YOU think this story is a fact or a fiction? Take your pick and don't forget to comment below!

There is no #vainpicoftheday today because I am on my house's ANCIENT computer and all my pictures are in my mac. But still I found something interesting on the net today. It features a famous k-pop band member. And this is a snapshot from their famous MV 'Soom'. (Breathe in Breathe Out)

LOL. Geddditttt??? No? Fine. Bye then. (merajuk-ing)

Signing off
SAUCEPAN GIRL

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Bite-Size Story: Wife and Armpit Story

(Saucepan Girl)

I was sitting across the table at my dad's shop, and one of my dad's worker was talking about weird pregnancy habits. So, here is how it goes. 

There is this woman that became pregnant. (duh.)

And after that she started asking for her husband to stand still after he comes back from work and smells his...

ARMPIT before he is allowed to take a shower. 

And whenever he forgot, and took a shower before letting her..take a whiff at his most smelly area. She becomes realllllly MAD. As in ANGRY mad. 

Did I mention she did not allow him to shave??

This is a short bite-sized story. But do you think its a fact or just something I made up? And why do you think I made that up or if its a fact, why the hell did she do that!!!!!

Signing off, but not without my #vainpicoftheday

Love this pic because of how thin my legs look. So signing off peeps assss 

SAUCEPAN GIRL

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BLACKBERRY 7 OMG much?

The new Blackberry 7 series is out. And let us talk about the Blackberry Bolds first.


First of all, I have gotta say that I am a MAJOR fan of Bold 9700 and and Bold 9780. I don't know why. They just look so goddam elegant. The design retains the originality of its Qwerty keyboards and yet still look so chic and modern. Perfect for girls, may I note? :P

Look at the back, the graphic...*scream abit inside..

And then came the new Bold 9900/9930, and I expected something even more dynamic, classic, beautiful, luxurious, and I don't know, just plain amazing?

Heck, when I saw #blackberry7 trending on tweeter, I couldn't contain myself.

I just HAVE TO take a look at the new models. 

They HAVE TO BE SO GODDAM FREAKING AMAZING LIKE HELL THAT I WILL SCREAM LIKE HELL AND PROMISE THAT I WILL EAT NOTHING BUT VEGETABLES AND WATER SO THAT I WILL AFFORD TO BUY THAT PIECE OF GODDAM FREAKING AMAZING LIKE HELL THAT I WILL SCREAM LIKE HELL BLACKBERRY RITTTTEEEEEE????????

But....

OMG?

It looks exactly like...Bold 9000. Which is so obsolete that it is no longer on its official website...

Bold 9000 (old version of Bold)

The good thing I see in these two must be the multi track pad is now replacing that annoying little ball scrolling thingi. Because trust me, after ahwhile, it gets really annoying and it spoils really fast, and that time you will be swearing at your Blackberry with the foulest words possible just so it can move up one step. 

Okay, maybe there are SLIGHT differences to the design. Although the most significant design of all those SLIGHT differences is this...

Its thinner!!!

And does the side slightly reminds you of an iPhone?

But I must say the side view looks way sexier than the front view. 

The Backview?

Which looks somewhat...different...

in  a  weirdddddd way. 

At least everyone will know you are holding a blackberry with the logo that size?

What about the specs for the new Bold then?

 115 x 66 x 10.5 mm, approximately 130 g
• 2.8″ capacitive touch screen display – VGA (640×480), 287 PPI resolution
• Full, wide QWERTY keyboard, optical trackpad
• 1.2 GHz Processor, 768 MB RAM
• 8 GB on-board memory, plus microSD slot supporting up to 32 GB cards
• NFC technology
• 5.0 MP camera with flash, supports 720p HD video recording
• Orientation Sensor (Accelerometer), Digital Compass (Magnetometer), Proximity Sensor
• Built-in GPS / aGPS
• Dual-Band Wi-Fi® – 802.11 b/g/n at 2.4 GHz and 802.11 a/n at 5 GHz
• Bluetooth® 2.1+EDR support
• 1230 mAh removable, rechargeable battery

Wireless Network support:
o BlackBerry Bold 9900 smartphone: Tri-Band HSPA+, Quad-Band GSM/EDGE
o BlackBerry Bold 9930 smartphone: Dual-Band CDMA/EVDO Rev A, Dual-Band HSPA+, Quad-Band GSM/EDGE

That is for the technical part.

Removing all the technical talk. Once again, they still fail to see the importance of a front camera...we want a front camera. LOOK HOW WILDLY successful iPhone 4's front camera is? And how are we suppose to video call people like that!

But, for me, I will still think twice about getting the new Bold. But, why worry? It won't be available in Malaysia until...most probably when series 8 is coming out. Dang, it sucks to be here... so right now, with my rather constraint pocket, I will still have to be stuck with a curve. 

Forgive me for hiding my face, bad hair day, bad face day, bad shirt day.

The curve looks better than me. T.T

Signing off,

Saucepan Girl

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Dream big, but will I ever get there?

Saucepan Girl


I dream big, real big, real big as in I will be able to afford a BMW first hand sports car in 3 years with my own money. Go on, call me crazy, like every other person had done.

I have this mind that is like a...money making crazy ideas machine. And yet...till now, I can't fulfill any one of it because of one big problem:

I DON'T HAVE THE STARTING MONEY TO DO SO.

Heck, with all the ideas brimming in my head, I have to be brought on to reality that I am not some rich tycoon's kid and I am not as lucky as them to inherit a freaking company. Some of them even choose not to take their parent's empire and instead pursue some other stupid-cannot-make-money ambition. I mean...these are the people that are at the i-have-everything-i-want level, and that they don't want to make do of what they have and make more. 

I know. You guys can say what all my family say to me.

MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING.

But to me, it doesn't really matter if I am rich or just moderate when I am old. For me, I WANT TO BE SUPER FREAKING HELL RICH AS YOUNG AS I CAN WITH MY OWN MEANS!!! 

WHY?

You might say its for show. And I am gonna tell you,

YES

IT IS FOR SHOW, sue me! 

I mean, all of us students rushing for higher education. First Class Honours, Degrees, Masters, Doctorates, Ivy Leagues...All of us that aim for this, for what?

To SHOW our parents that we are not failures.

To SHOW big companies that they should hire us and give us a buckload of money.

To SHOW people that heck I am a Phd holder and excuse me you really should call me 'doctor' instead of Ms.

To SHOW interviewers on our resumes that we had slaught thru thousands of exams before we appear before you. 

If you say it is for self satisfaction, HECK, do you think Mark Zuckerberg is regretting dropping out from Harvard when he is Forbes top 100 most whatnot guy??

There is just something different in being successful when you are really young...

There is just this amazing feeling when I imagine myself buying my first Bentley with my own earned money, without worrying about having to live on cabbages and tap water for the rest of my life. 

There is just something different about not worrying about money anymore when I am young.  Hell, a big spender and brand-minded person like me will most probably spend the most money when I am young. Heck, I want to retire by 40. By 40, all I want is to buy a nice country house with a really big nice garden and spend the rest of my life there with a husband that loves me so much. 

And I truly believe, that if I don't stop trying, one day in the very near future, I will be driving a Bentley around the small town of mine and tell the folks that all gave that annoying tsk tsk once, 'Watch me, this is the girl that did not get a JPA scholarship beeyatches!'

God bless your souls. 

Because one day, I will be one of the best, and one of the youngest to do it. 

(Without being a celebrity..I really don't want to go thru what Justin Bieber had to go through)

Signing off,
Saucepan Girl

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